Medina - You and I
So walking back from the mall, for the first time ever, I forgot where I parked. Not a big deal normally, but of course, this one persistent little Asian girl kept following me everywhere I went. I crossed parking lanes, she bucks a sharp U-ie, she was on to every move, I decided to play nice and cooperate, seeing a similar car I point one row to the right. We both get there and I realize it’s not my car and it hits me that I parked 4 lanes to the left. I gave the hand in the air -I’m sorry gesture- “I dunno wtf I’m doing gesture”, she pulls down her window and says “What?!?!!?” I start to explain i forgot where I parked and awkwardness ensues, I decided its not worth my time and just scurried to my car. I contemplated pretending I was on the phone on that walk too, that’s how bad it was. Anyways, I got my car, she got her space.
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What A Difference Seven Years Make of the Day: Not sure I approve of calling Jennifer Aniston a bitch, but otherwise, as far as American audiences are concerned, yep.
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What A Difference Seven Years Make of the Day: Not sure I approve of calling Jennifer Aniston a bitch, but otherwise, as far as American audiences are concerned, yep.
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Community - La Biblioteca Spanish Rap (the ending of episode 2: Spanish 101) (via gynecologistcobra)
Troy: Dónde está la biblioteca? / Me llamo T-bone, la araña discoteca
Abed: Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca / Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca
Troy: Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño / Cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno
Abed: Buenos días, me gusta papas frías / Bigote de la cabra es cameron diaz. Yeah, boy, boy.
Troy: What?!
Abed: It’s 2009
Troy: Wordcatching up on Community.
This is why I love this show.
Top Of The World, Looking Down On Creation of the Day: View from the very top of the tallest man-made structure in the world — the Burj Dubai supertall skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.
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I just pissed myself.
